Hail to Thee of Might and Valor,
Count Strahd von Zarovich cordially invites you to meet him Saturday, February 11th.
Some of you may have Vanetine's Day plans that weekend, just be sure to let me know. I'd like to get everyone there to get started.
The thermal exhaust port of your Death Star™ plays a critical role in the dissipation of excess waste heat produced by the Death Star's energy reactors. Under no circumstances is the thermal exhaust port to be covered, obstructed or modified in any way.