1. Who are you (and what is you character class)?
Everyone calls me 'Truck'. My real name is Tucker Jefferey (insert last name). You 'probably heard of me because I went All-American for football in High School. I scored three touchdowns to get us into the championship. Also, my Dad owns the biggest Ford Dealership in the region. I'm a fast/tough hero. I'm a Saggatarius, and enjoy long walks on the lakeshore, and shootin' cans off of fences.
2. What is your background?
Well, I'm a college student now, so I'm playin' football and keepin' sharp with my shotgun. I've started to study anthropology. Maybe I can understand those things we ran across last summer.
3. Do you believe in the existence of mythical animals? (Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, etc.)
Yah! I seen 'em! That is to say, I saw them!
4. Do you believe in the paranormal? (Ghosts, curses, Psychic Phenomena, etc.)
I have no doubt it's true! I've heard this land was cursed by an old witch which is what done called all the wierdness to go down. As for Psychics, the government's usin' psychic technology they stole from the aliens to make contact with the chief of the Sasquatch tribe. That's why those invisible black silent heliocopters are always around here at night.
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